Unathourized Gains

Supplement Survival Guide

Mission-Ready Supplements for the Reckless, Ruthless, and Regularly Hungover

THE SEMI-RESPONSIBLE STACK

"For the warfighter who wants gains... but also maybe a bowel movement" Not everyone's a maniac. Some of you actually want to look jacked, feel better, and not get bubble guts mid-watch. This stack is for the soldier, sailor, or civilian trying to balance fitness with sanity-no judgment (well maybe a little)

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GUT CHECK-40 Billion Probiotic

BEETLINE-Beetroot Powder

STRIP & RIP-Energy Strips

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THE DRUNK & SWOLE STACK

"For the savage that drinks on liberty and PRs on Monday" You've got two modes: blackout and beast mode. You disappear on Friday night, show up Monday morning hungover, dehydrated, and still bench more than the guy who brings his own wrist wraps. The Drunk & Swole Stack is engineered for warfighters who live recklessly and recover like machines. It helps you train hard, party harder, and somehow not die before inspection.

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GUT CHECK- 40 Billion Probiotic

PREPARE TO DIE- Pre-workout

STRIP & RIP- Energy Strips

THE UNAUTHORIZED STACK

"Too much? Good" The ultimate Unauthorized Gains bundle. No rules, No limits. No f**ks left to give. The Unauthorized Stack is your full-spectrum war chest - designed for the lifter who wants it all doesn't ask permission. This isn't a "stack" - it's an arsenal. Weather your hungover, under-slept, on duty, or just pissed off - this is how you stay lethal.

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GUT CHECK- 40 Billion Probiotic

BEETLINE- Beetroot Powder

PREPARE TO DIE- Pre-Workout

STRIP & RIP- Energy Candy Strips

Built for Barracks. Approved by the Degenerates Who Live There

Motivation Tabs

NJP Prevention in Strip Form

Caffine, B-vitimins, no scooping just slap one on your tounge and fake motivation like a pro.

Flavor: Cranberry

Pre Workout

A pre that hits harder than your last LPO. Clean, Military-safe energy for chaos-fueled lifts and midnight rage cardio.

Flavor: Fruit Punch. May cause flashbacks...to leg day.

"Gut Check" Probiotic

Chow-Proof Gut Armor for Underway and the Feild

From rack to rack runs, Gut Check keeps your insides operational when the line delcares war.

40 Billion CFU. Feild and Underway tested.

"Bloodline" Beetroot Powder

Endurance for When Caffine Quits

Clean nitric oxide support without the crash. No stim. No excuses. Just pure stamina for long runs, longer duty days, and watchstanding nightmares.

Flavor: Cranberry

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Why This Matters

Weather you're cutting, bulking, or just trying to stay awake through watch, the wrong supplement can end your carrer faster than it kicks in. Don't guess. Don't trust TikTok. Definitely don't trust that guy in the gym with a mustache and no rank.

What You'll Get:

Scan Before You Slam a growing list of sketchy ingredients, shady products, and brands known to raise eyebrows (and urinalysis flags).

Court - Martial Chemistry 101 Breakdowns of the sneaky stuff: SARMs, prohormons, methyl-something-you-can't pronouce.

Survivor Stories "I Took What...?"

"Bought it at the NEX. Popped on a test. "My supplement was legal, The name was 'Anabolic Fury; Not even subtle. Somehow still passed my test.

Stay Swole. Stay Smart. Stay in the Navy. Get educated now or get educated at Captain's Mast later. The choice is yours-but your supplements wont exsplain themselfs. [Submit your own story]

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